Nigeria Police And Their Wahala,
1; Why is your laptop bag empty, you want to
steal
laptop and keep it in the bag abi, oya, enter
motor!
2; The victim committed suicide, but we just arrested the person that killed him!
3; Oga, this your Range Rover Sport Car is fine
o. Oya,
use it to hit that wall let's see if your airbag is
working. Oh, you don't want to use it to hit the wall?
Oya, park!!!! I say park before i break your head with
my
baton.
4; Why is your car not having A/C???? You want to use
heat to kill yourself. You want to commit
suicide. Oga, park well!
5; The picture in your driver's license you carry
afro, why do you now carry low cut? Come on, come
down.
6; Why do you have fertilizer in your boot? You
are growing weed abi. Follow us to station.
7; Your car radio is playing "Ema dami duro" young
man, if you want to say something, you better
say it
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